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you won't regret it
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I consider this legally binding btw
I set this up the second or third time I saw a post from you, and it's proven largely redundant since then.
i'm not a one trick pony, i have my fair share of non horny postsπ
you know what thats so real girlboss, updated it for you
Yeah idk how "I'm your wife now" is horny, or really any of your relationship posts. Unless they assume the primary reason for a relationship is sex, or they assume your primary reason for a relationship is sex, which says a lot more about them.
that's fair, and that's more on me not really having a better word than "horny" to encapsulate... relationshipposting? what would you even call it?
edit: passionposting!!!
Just during ovulation!
(Same tho, I just haven't hornyposted on lemmy π)
Every time i see a potential hornypost, i try to guess whether it is by violet08. Makes me smile when i guess right.
Of course it's fucking violet08, who else could this be
Is exactly what i thought the second i saw this one :D
I'm just a 26 year old baby, I don't think I'm old enuogh to have wife.
Violet, you're famous now, I knew it was you before I even read your username
Sorry love, you seem like a fun personality and I'd love to chat, but marry? I'm old enough to be your father and I personally think that disqualifies me as a daddy.
Good luck!
Oh no, not again
Oh cool.
Hey babe. How was your day?
Ugh, accidentally sent this meme to like 3 people and now I have to deal with the birocracy cuz of a buggy phone, not of to a great start. Would you mind giving me a foot massage please perchance?
Bureaucracy?
Yes, I can't spell for shit, took you a while to figure out after all this time. You never pay attention to me! >:(
I feel very autistic rn, are you being silly or do we know each other? Lmao
Really, playing that you don't know me in public? Real mature.
(just silly and going potentially too in character for the bit, no worries, am tistic too, I wish I knew a banana, all I know is an orange TT)
Well, now you do! Welcome, friend! π
At least 25 or divorce, I do make the rules though.
How tf did you get famous just by posting this?
The good news is that now you've got two.
mommy?
So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?
does seeing this pic from two people makes two wives, or does the latest one overwrite all previous ones π€
Up next on Sister Wives
Damn, guess we marrying now
yayyy
one more for the collection!!
Nice try, Nicole.
Im just happy Lemmy is developing its own novelty accounts and inside jokes. Reminds me of better, older days.
Wtf did I do
Sorry, I'm taken already. Isnβt that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?
Holy fuck, you are well known in ancient fediverse magic
what if im gay?
You transform into a lesbian.
So that's what Optimum Pride is
Forcefemmed again
Smh.
My last wife isn't into sharing, sorry. You'll have to fight to the death.
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I knew this was going to be violet when I scrolled by
It looks pink to me.
My girlfriend might get jealous, you might have to marry her too
Then maybe we'll marry each other
Oh gosh and then y'all might hold hands? I'm into this ππ
H-holding hands!?!?!? You sick deviant!
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