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[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago

“What is the charge? Eating a turkey? A succulent turkey?”

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

THIS IS CATOCRACY MANIFEST

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Why put him in a high fall risk sock. He's not a fall risk.. Now meemaw is gonna take another tumble.

(Yellow typically denotes high fall risk in healthcare settings and this is a healthcare sock. Nurse life.)

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it has nubs, too.

Kittens are not normally a fall risk because of their agility. Trapped in a sock, though, if you dropped him he couldn't land on his feet

[-] spinne@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Look how high up he is! He's among the highest of fall risks right now

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

...and he's on the ceiling. But yeah...yellow.

[-] itkovian@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

That cat has no regrets.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

if he wants turkey, he can have turkey

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

FREE MY BOI HE DID NOTHIN

[-] w24@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Punishment fits the crime. Fits it like a lovely, well-made sock.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago
[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Grippy sock vacation

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

TurDucKitten.

[-] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

[-] this@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Oh hey, it's bananya

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

A dirty sock at that!

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I love that his face is nothing but murder thinking about all the things he's going to do to you for this.

this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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