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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 211 points 1 month ago
[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I love rephrasing that as "Looking at an ass is a full mark"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You see perfectly out your butt!

[-] its_kim_love 142 points 1 month ago

They obviously don't wear glasses.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago

That's also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

[-] its_kim_love 80 points 1 month ago

It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that's probably close to her prescription.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

He should have had his scribe write the joke

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[-] tortina_original@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

Damn, it took me a while, haha ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 month ago

Might depend on the material. I have -3.5dpt on both sides and my glasses have half the width and glare. Or are those some random units again?

[-] Redjard@reddthat.com 42 points 1 month ago

I assumed he'd estimated it based on how distorted the face appears behind the glasses. I do that all the time.

At this angle it's hard for me to do that, since I usually use the edges of the face to estimate it. negative glasses pull the line inwards, positive outwards. I can reliably tell when someone is wearing fake glasses (0 strength) for example, and probably estimate strength within 30% of the actual value.

If the image was higher res maybe I could estimate this case too. Or this professional optometrist is just a lot better at it than I am.


Strong negative glasses: (Note the faces contours in the glasses appearing well inside the faces contours around the glassed)

Fake glasses:

Positive glasses:


PS: Searching for generic terms yields 100% fake glasses, so I took a specific person I remember having strong glasses for myopia.

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Just looked in the mirror... Checks out! :)

Thanks for the explanation. And yeah, on the op picture you can't see any of that clearly, so he needs to have serious practice for that statement.

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It's measuring in Imperial Corrective Units (ICU).

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

Let me guess... It counts how many visits to the ICU it took to get such bad eye sight?

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Going for "I see you" with a plausible but bullshit unit name but yours works too. Maybe they keep getting into accidents and landing in the ICU because of poor eyesight.

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[-] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 month ago

Bruh you leave my funny YouTube doctor alone!! ๐Ÿ˜ก

[-] Emopunker@feddit.org 24 points 1 month ago

Hi, Feddit admin here. I would like to apologize for B-TR3E's behavior and have given them a temporary instance ban for their misbehavior not only here but on other comms as well.

Their misbehavior was brought to my attention and it was enough to take action since we expect our users to behave regardless of which instance they are on (at least when it comes to common courtesy).

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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Surely that was on purpose.

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Diopter was my first reading too, and my account isn't even "Dr. Glaucomflecken".

[-] SCmSTR 13 points 1 month ago

Guy is a social media actor shorts comedian and is pretty based. So not only would he not say something like shitty that, he wouldn't say it publicly. On yt he has 1.27m subscribers.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago

social media actor shorts comedian

And also a real ophthalmologist, which seems relevant :-)

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[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Take shitposts seriously and get into fights with strangers

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[-] null@lemmy.org 13 points 1 month ago

I'm putting on my needs context hat and standing next to the needs context sign.

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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

The color coding of the scores is so completely fucked.

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[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

This interaction truly tickled me in a way that I had to comment lol, even if it's not furthering the convo. Great post!

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