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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, good, old fashioned language.

Those hobbits are queer, but they are most gay.

[-] Slein4273@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Old fashioned interpretation to modern language:

These hobbits are strange, but they are very happy

Modern interpretation to synonyms in modern language:

These hobbits are an unspecified type of non-heterosexuals, but they are very homosexual.

the source text is in old fashioned language.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

And powerful! They are mighty queer

[-] Slein4273@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Thank you for the explanation!

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago
[-] Slein4273@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

There is always some kind of fitting xkcd comic :)

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Okay, I am convinced that hobbits were rabbits in an early draft.

  • Big ears
  • Long hairy feet
  • Timid
  • Unadventurous
  • Live in burrows underground
  • Steal vegetables from the neighbor's fields

So when that meme comes around about tying the ring to a rodent and carrying the rodent, I think "yeah that's exactly what Gandalf did"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

They are rabbit hobos maybe? They live in burrows.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Regular rabbits live in burrows.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah, and hobbit is a portmanteau of hobo + rabbit. Also goblin is a malapropism for goblin deez nutz

Heh gottem

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