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https://fortune.com/2026/03/04/palantir-tech-companies-offices-vending-machines-tobacco-worker-productivity/

Free drugs for being a good cog? Man now we are talking business perks.

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[-] arcine@jlai.lu 9 points 12 hours ago

Nicotine : one of the only drugs that makes you a better slave ; therefore, one of the very few legal ones.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, I mean there were the amphetamines and opiates that they thought made people better workers too but that was just during periods where people hated reality and they realized the disassociation was worse for efficiency so now just back to nicotine.

Why can't we make our own study that says that the dopamine of watching a live hibachi chef makes us a better slave and at least get a flaming volcano of onion out of this?

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 15 hours ago

The original nazis used meth, but these fash aren't quite there yet.

[-] RazTheCat@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Man, just modafinil or adderall lol.

I've heard Meth keeps you on even longer, the Nazis knew that already with Panzerschokolade.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Yeah but there's always an Adderall shortage

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 16 hours ago

I'm holding out for free cocaine

[-] Starstarz@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

This guy gets it. My company almost does this already by making my Adderall script only $10

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

At this point I think it's safe to say we're locked into the dystopian future and the utopic one was but a dream.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 11 hours ago

Fun fact:
The guy that coined the term Utopia, actually meant for it to act as a pun, for "no such place" or to imply it was a false dream.
Such as, people will use the mirage of a utopia to hide the very real dystopia that this path creates.

A Eutopia is an actually "good place". A thing we have not been working towards. George Orwell also called his society a Utopia as it was a false good place.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Is coffee not good enough anymore?

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 12 hours ago

Considering the dosage amounts of caffeine that seem normal to people now....
No.

[-] lemjukes@sopuli.xyz 4 points 16 hours ago

for anyone just interested in reading a recent study on the effects of nicotine.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11350241/

[-] Lucius_Sweet@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

I found this review paper interesting and I don't doubt that nicotine can have therapeutic effects but the funding source worried me.

Conflict of interest

Authors YC, XW, XZ, HT, YZ, JZ, and SZ were employed China Tobacco Anhui Industrial Co., Ltd.

The remaining authors declare that the research was conducted in the absence of any commercial or financial relationships that could be construed as a potential conflict of interest.

The authors declare that this study received funding from Technology Project of Anhui Zhongyan Industry Co., Ltd. The funder had the involvement in the study design, data analysis, decision to publish, and preparation of the manuscript.

Funding Statement The author(s) declare that financial support was received for the research, authorship, and/or publication of this article. This work was financially supported by the Technology Project of Anhui Zhongyan Industry Co., Ltd. (2022156), Science and Technology Projects of State Tobacco Monopoly Administration (110202201046XX-05), Startup Program of XMU and Fundamental Research Funds for the Central Universities.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 12 hours ago

I read through it and just thought they were being generous with the fact that they were stating the positives as mostly people with depression and ADHD self medicating with an addictive substance that didnt really help as much as cause a feedback loop that felt better but more addictive...

The fact that they state the funders directly had involvement in the study... Oof.

[-] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 6 points 13 hours ago

Damn. That study is toasted.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago
[-] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 2 points 11 hours ago

I dunno what you mean :))

[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Why not just skip straight to the point and save us all a decade or so. Meth on tap.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

No reason any worker couldn't just throw em in the trash, right?

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 12 hours ago

I imagine you would be fired and charged for destruction of property and then they would make you feel bad by having you apologize to your coworkers for hindering their ability to put forth more work.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

Is there some not-yet-specified condition of broad moral-displacement inherent to surveillists?

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 30 points 1 day ago

Only because they don’t yet have approval to hand out amphetamines

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 172 points 1 day ago

Now that's some cyberpunk dystopian shit. Corpos drugging up employees for productivity.

[-] zeezee@slrpnk.net 55 points 1 day ago

I mean that's not new - tech companies will still advertise "coffee on tap" as a perk to work for them

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Can confirm, my time at microslop in the mid 2000s included break rooms with coolers full of every caffeinated beverage you can think of.

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[-] GorGor@startrek.website 22 points 1 day ago

the whole idea of a coffee 'break' was created to pump stimulants into workers to improve productivity.

[-] ragas@lemmy.ml 5 points 16 hours ago

I think it is the unintended side effect of taking a short break which actually increases productivity.

There are studys that show that constant coffein consumption just make being caffeinated the new normal.

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

This is why my days are mostly breaks anymore. You should see how productive I am!

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 16 points 1 day ago

Hey with the added benefit of addiction they can't afford to leave the office now!

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[-] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago

Fuck this to hell. I want tobacco to go extinct, not be more accessible.

If there was a button that just made every tobacco plant (and the backups in that one seed vault place) die, I would keep pushing it for days just to make sure it was all gone. Including existing smoking products.

Not sorry not sorry. Addicts all going cold turkey that day.

[-] ImNotThatPokable@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

As a nicotine addict, I wouldn't advise this. Making every one of us go cold turkey in one moment will be the end of humanity. Nicotine withdrawal is no joke.

I don't understand your fury to be honest. It's unhinged. So what happened to make you feel this way?

[-] dsilverz@calckey.world 6 points 15 hours ago

@oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip @Krauerking@lemy.lol
@aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

First, I don't smoke and never had smoked (not considering the passive smoking from being close to smokers), the only "drug" I use non-frequently is alcohol (a vodka-saké beverage).

This said, your paternalistic implied thought ("drugs are bad, people shouldn't use drugs"; are their bodies yours, to begin with? Do you happen to have some kind of ownership over other's bodies? Who gave you this almighty authority, do you happen to be a Demiurgal Archon of sorts?) is missing the forest for the trees.

I'm barely knowledgeable about biology, but I know enough to remember about symbiotic relationships in nature, as well as phylogenetics. The plant responsible for tobacco wasn't some kind of lab creation, IIRC tobacco plant even predates us homininae, and this means there are certainly species biologically interacting with the tobacco plant, perhaps species reliant of tobacco plant (not necessarily because of nicotine, but because it's a plant which siphons nutrients and resources from the soil, displacing water and somehow contributing to water cycles).

The moment this Archonic hubris illustrated by your text were to render tobacco extinct, unbeknownst to you, other species would be going extinct as well, and this may include humans due to how food web is so interconnected in ways we're still trying to figure out. That's part of why we try to classify species taxonomically and phylogenetically, because this is also valuable for us to identify potential interspecies relationships. I mean, this is exactly what phylogenetics is about: study of evolutionary relationships among biological entities.

So, please, seek some phylogenetics and biology awareness before feeding paternalistic, bigoted anti-drug thoughts. Others bodies aren't yours for you to wish for control, let alone other species.

[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 3 points 15 hours ago

Well, headache medicine sometimes includes nic.. They would probably just switch it to something worse.

[-] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Amlodipine.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

Is there more footage of Hitler tweaking? Show modern nazis what their shitty "master race" looks like.

[-] em2@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

I don't have footage, but there's a book called Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich by Normal Ohler telling all about the drug use.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

That's fucking hilarious, hitler was a tweaker

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Why don't they just use their job replacing AIs?

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago

Hmmm, how much you want to bet the tobacco companies slipped a little money under their door mat

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

What do you think free coffee is for?

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[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Always with the "extract every ounce of yourself for us", never with the "take care of yourself to maximize your potential for us".

[-] TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago

It's appalling that they're doing it but they aren't tobacco products, they nicotine products.

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[-] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It works...at first.

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