537
top 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 123 points 2 months ago

Don't let RFK Jr. see these or he'll have them banned for encouraging vaccinations.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

You know what? I think I'll go tell him exactly that! Use the stupid for good. Not only because kids should have to use their own initiative to get addicted to drugs, but it's also too much plastic and sugar.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

Can we start a conspiracy theory that Microplastics cause Autism?

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

no, it's wearing jeans in a suana.

[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

For the current administration you want to say it causes gayness ! They will ban plastic like it was the worst.

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago

Wow, that completely explains this heroin addiction.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
[-] loki518@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

baseball, huh

[-] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Its starts with sherbet powder, by high school they're snorting cocaine off the toilet seats...

[-] probablymissing@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

"sweet addiction"

holy shit they aren't even trying

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Real Cheese™

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's a gateway drug. They start with one of those after school and the next thing you know they're sniffing pixie sticks off the stomach of a janitor and selling grandma's urn for a single Laffy Taffy.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

It's insane that we ban kinder eggs but don't ban "baby's first heroin needle". This has to stop.

[-] null@lemmy.org 21 points 2 months ago

Since candy cigarettes are illigal they just made the cigarettes candy flavored.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Literally called "Sweet Addiction". LOL WTF.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Illegal where? I have to go to a novelty candy store in my area, because it's the only place I can think of that sells them....but it's legal here.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

It's not illegal here, but sufficiently heavily discouraged and socially frowned upon that indeed, you have to look hard to find em.

Instead, we let 11 year olds order vapes from china now.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ha ha ha, yeah. Not like when I was a kid in the 80s, and everybody smoked. Walls were just brown.

Just....all walls.

So glad that as generations went on, smoking habits have seemed to fall off a cliff.

Instead, we let 11 year olds order vapes from china now.

Wait, what?

[-] GreenDust@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago

because it's the only place I can think of that sells them....

Because they're illegal to sell elsewhere 🤯

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure it's legal to call them candy cigarettes though - I've always seen them called something else. Yup, it's illegal to call them cigarettes in the US, and they vary in legality elsewhere.

I only ever see them for sale in places that sell old fashioned candy, I think their decline has to do with the fact they just don't taste very good (in addition to the changing cultural opinions about cigarettes, but I bet they've declined even in places where a large percentage of adults still smoke).

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

But you can buy bags of white candy powder.

[-] watermelonpaloma@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago

I bought a pack of candy cigarettes the last time I visited the US, just a couple years ago. I was so surprised that they are still being made.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Mystery boxes teach them to gamble

[-] Tapirs_Are_AI_Slop@lemmy.org 6 points 2 months ago

Can I use a luer lock style needle with these?

[-] AWTM_James@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

These look like they use the inferior Luer slip needles

[-] Tapirs_Are_AI_Slop@lemmy.org 3 points 2 months ago

Crap, I'm out with these generic candy syringes. I need the good stuff.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Oh those suck

[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Just like mommy! See, because one of the quickest ways to get treatment for heroin addiction is to get pregnant. I wonder if it's a 2 digit percentage of births nationwide at this point.

this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
537 points (100.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

39769 readers
3753 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS