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[-] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Based on the description, I'm glad it doesn't work....

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Same. Everything about that description sounded really dystopian.

[-] iByteABit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

"Example: fall detection" Sure buddy, that's what this was intended for

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

"Production-ready"

I totally believe it's ready for production at Microslop Corporation. They need a larger % of code written by AI, of course.

[-] tangonov@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Have you tried asking OpenClaw to get it to compile for you? /s

[-] lennee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Acknowledgments: Based on some research somehow maybe by some guy I guess…

this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2026

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