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[-] Rugnjr 1 points 31 minutes ago

Penicillin? Dust mites??

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

They should dip it again and call it a Gob.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago

ALL OF THE ALLERGIES! EVERY ONE OF THEM!

[-] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago

More like all pathogens.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 29 points 6 hours ago

There's always money in the banana stand, Michael.

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

It's one chocolate, Michael. How much allergies could it contain?

Damn. I knew I should have retained the animation rights.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

But it always get thrown off the pier on quatro de cinqo

[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

I don’t want chocolate with shrimp and shellfish

But you haven't lived until you've tried the bee venom chocolate. It's pricey, but it's tough to harvest so I understand.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Made in a facility that also makes chocolate covered shrimp and candied mussels.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Oh man, Weird Al would have done an awesome spoof called “All the Allergies”

[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago
[-] TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

Why do my eyes itch? Pollen is a bitch!

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Thanks, no shellfish please

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Like, I get the aesthetics of putting that chocolate sauce on the sides but bitch, you know I'm gonna be scraping that shit off the sides and get a bunch of paper in my mouf, just put it on the banana

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Nobody wants a frozen banana without chocolate on it

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Unless you eat them for the shape.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

But smearing the chocolate all over your lips and face is part of enjoying the shape

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