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A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads "Happy 17th Birthday"

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[-] dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 3 points 4 hours ago

We're low on candles, great idea!

[-] AlexCory21@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I hit the big 101000 recently. Time sure does fly by.

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

I did this once, but just had holes instead of unlit candles. I only had like 3 or 4 of them, and nobody's got time to go buy candles when everyone's about to sing happy birthday.

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 8 hours ago

No liches allowed

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 99 points 1 day ago

Very optimistic to have an 8th candle

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago

That's the sign bit. The cake is in two's complement

[-] bricked@feddit.org 153 points 1 day ago

The candles are only available in packs of 8. It's the smallest addressable unit of wax in many cake architectures

[-] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago

Last birthday party I was at I just wanted a nibble of cake but they told me I had to take one or more bites.

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[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 21 points 1 day ago

Maybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren't born yet. 🤔

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago

Old man's last words on his 256th birthday: "Unhandled IntegerU8OverflowException, terminating application."

[-] galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I only buy ipv6 cakes, so I'm good.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 hours ago

You probably know, but someone is going to point out an ipv4 address is four bytes.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago

I'd actually quite like an overflowing cake thank you very much

[-] xyx@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

thinking of getting older than 255?

[-] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[-] xyx@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

with 8 bit? true, with 32 bit you might have a chance to see the sun die, but.... there are just 8 candles

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 hours ago

64 bits and you get to watch heat death slowly set in. (Or, y'know, cosmological catastrophe depending on the full physics)

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago

33 was a special year for me because it's the same forwards and backwards both in decimal and binary

[-] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago
[-] Zier@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

If 1 is asswell, then 2 is assgood, and 3 is the beginning of an orgy.

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

00100001

Am I being dumb? How ist that the same forward and backwards?

[-] wieson@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago

If you drop leading zeros as you would in decimal

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Damn. I AM dumb.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago

Heh I've been making my wife do this since my 32nd birthday.

She still doesn't understand binary and thinks I'm a nerd when I try to explain it to her.

Maybe this year, when it's 1+8+32, things will click.

Because of the Hayflick limit, 7 candles should be enough... but only for now, hopefully.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

That's because humanity dates back to the teletype era, before bytes. It was decided that saving candles was more important than having the extra century of lifespan.

Now, by convention, the leftmost candle being unlit indicates it's a standard human and not a member of another species-alphabet, possibly requiring multiple cakes.

(On a serious note, aging is not necessarily thought to be as simple as just the Hayflick limit)

[-] itkovian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I will grow older than 255 because then it will overflow and I become 0 years old.

[-] ratatouille@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago
[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Look, an OpenRISC user.

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
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[-] regdog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Who counts from right to left?

Is this image mirrored?

[-] bricked@feddit.org 56 points 1 day ago

You will be surprised to hear that this is how we read decimal numbers too

[-] ArrowMax@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago

Even in decimal, the most-significant digit is to the left. Binary in text form is no exception to this.

Unless we are talking little-endian, which would start with the least-significant bit.

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