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Nope, not there mate
(feddit.uk)
(Breathless voice): "The red-chested hatchback emerges from its burrow once a year to snack upon unsuspecting motorists. Once a common sight in rural England, this species faces extinction as the roadways are now the hunting grounds of larger, deadlier vehicles that force this poor creature to scavenge from the sidelines..."
For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
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