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[-] iatenine@piefed.social 61 points 6 days ago

I think you're forgetting about high yield savings accounts. You could easily have 603$ by the end of that time

[-] Deadrek@lemmy.today 71 points 6 days ago

For the literalists out there, the $600 amount is actually irrelevant. The joke is that there would be an amount of money that won't do anything truly life changing for you.

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

honestly the last job I worked was 16.33 an hour and they gave me like 10-45 hours randomly every week. $600 would be a lot at that rate. quite literally.

[-] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

For real. These days you need such a large amount to feel secure in case of emergencies, and even more to buy property or save for retirement. It’s never ending.

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

One thing you don't understand if we collectively stopped buying shit and participating in their crooked economy, the whole system would collapse.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 6 days ago

Exactly. There's a shit ton of materialistic impulse spending that didn't used to exist and doesn't need to exist. I'm guilty of it too.

People have literally been trained by the capitalist system to think they have to buy stuff to be happy. They got us hooked on short term dopamine rushes.

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Now we're too poor to buy stuff so we just exchange dopamine for viewing advertisements. Back in my day you had to listen to rap music and seek bad influences, if you truly wanted to be a scumbag. now it's like the standard personality we crank out. They really closed the loop on young man becomes hedonistic capitalist worshipper. 6 years old, just touched an iPad, already doomed.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago

I'm 45 and I have ~$10k in savings.

I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I was going to flex on how I had more savings and youth than you but I blinked and it was gone.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

If I didn't have Medicaid there would be no savings at all

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie...

[-] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Soooooyyyyyy unnnnnnn perdadorrrr

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 6 days ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

You're not.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 6 days ago

This strategy does work, but only if you've been spending $100,000 a year on lattes.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

That's easy, Klarna your Klarna your Klarna...

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Also know as the KKK. Wait...

[-] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 6 days ago

Life is like one of those free to play mobile games that’s fun at first, but then turns into a pay to progress or just endlessly grind once you get to the buy a house part of the game.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago

This perfectly voices why I’ve been disenchanted with things recently. It feels exactly like that. Exponential progress at first to get you hooked on hard work, because you have the energy to find and do jobs and no perspective on how much things will eventually cost, but then the rewards for things you can do depreciate, and the cost to unlock the next balloons, and man you just can’t unlock that next tier because it’s so expensive and your jobs income could only be leveled up so far..

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Bro I'm going through the same thing. The value of money and the rewards from society have completely skewed off a cliff. What's the fucking point of working hard when it's clearly a carrot on a stick with a sadist at the reigns. You can do everything right and still just fall off the ladder and end with nothing. Now we get to pay taxes to a truly regressive system that takes money from the poorest and puts it in the hands of the richest. While the value of the dollar collapses into stagnant incomes.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I think you mean "less debt" not "$600"

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Look at quality employees like any other product.

Saying that good people are hard to find and don't want to work anymore is like saying that since you can't buy a 200" 8K TV for 90 bucks it means TVs don't want to be bought anymore.

[-] HeyJoe@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Cool, so give up everything so i could have a partial payment on something like changing brakes on my car. What a life.

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