Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move. (www.theatlantic.com)

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[-] seahorse@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago

Was very confused when I saw the Atlantic link at first

[-] macaro 2 points 1 week ago

The Atlantic had a humor section. Indeed, very confusing.

[-] silence7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The Emerson Collective decided to outbid Global Tetrahedron and hire away one writer.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Please, we all know that great Ra carries it on his boat through the Sea of Reeds and must battle Apep to be able to raise the sun in the heavens the next morning.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Pure motherfucking magic, right?

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