I've hit the most satisfying weight for my OCD and I'm trapped now
My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight's been "ERR" for years.
it stands for Exquisite Rad Radial. It just means you're fuckin awesome.
U got me :D
Next step? 543,21kg
That also would be perfect!
Make sure you get a photo of 420.69 on the way up
Don't be so harsh! I'd accept 432,10 kg
Daaaaaaam nice
You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.
....omg the phone's weight on the scales
That's almost 300lbs! The reflection rules out morbidly obese, so are you tall as fuck, jacked as fuck, or both?
Probs just fat as fuck. I weighed myself a couple of months ago and saw 145kg and knew I gotta sort out my weight out. Im average height
damn. well congrats on the progress so far
hope it goes well. your knees and ankles will thank you
My dumb ass American mind assumed that scale was in pounds and I though the guy was a little person until I saw your comment
People have lost the plot on what is morbidly obese.
To most people obese is healthy and healthy is dangerously underweight.
I'm 6'3" and was close to 300lb at one point, but since I had a decent amount of muscle before getting fat I didn't look morbidly obese.
That reflection does not look like 123kg to me, how??
Well of course not, the reflection is weightless, its the person who has weight
I'm 190cm and sure, a bit chubby, but easily break the 120kg mark
Unless you're made of solid muscle, you may want to do some self reflection because 120kg at 190cm is pretty well into the range of clinical obesity.
I look into a mirror all the time
Jokes aside, you're right, I should probably lose some weight. But it's really not as bad as you might think
I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.
We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.
If anything like me, just tall
800.85 or gtfo
This is one of my pet peeves - fraudulent scales. There's no way in Hell that bathroom scale is that accurately measuring your weight. Yet it just displays it anyway to make the item feel more luxurious or high end than it really is.
Go back to bed. You've already won. The day can't possibly get any better from here.
I can't get over how your legs look in the reflection. looks like you're wearing super tight shorts and your legs are squeezing out where they stop. kinda the upside down version of a muffin top
Now stick to it
yes daddy
It's not the perfect weight unless you are between 2.23 and 2.58 metres tall...
I expected a brain in that reflection
I checked so many times for that before posting lol
The ultimate power move was if there was something we couldn't unsee in the reflection
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