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irreplaceable oc rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by Daxter101 to c/196

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[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I need to make a call.

how about some fight or flight response?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Gotta do something? How about biting your fucking fingertips off from the stress?

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

"Intelligent Design" my ass, this shit is a fucking mess to be "designed". If there were a god, they'd need to have their godly design license revoked

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

"Oh god, I think I'm having a heart attack!"

"False alarm. Turns out I just really needed a shit."

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

God: "Hey! I said "and it was good", I didn't say "and it was perfect" "

[-] Pog 12 points 1 year ago

Evolution did us dirty, imagine the blissful life of being an idiot oo oo aa aa monkey

[-] bbpolterGAYst 3 points 1 year ago

we can throw things really good though. i like that part

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

Really not sure I get this

You get stomach aches from thinking? Is that what this is saying?

[-] quindraco@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago
[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Huh, it normally just gives me terrible headaches

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