This works for me:
Hmm it's worth a short. Got a link?
I can get you a 12 hour Oblivion review, or the infamous 20 hour Skyrim retrospective: Act I and Act II
Thank you, you absolute jewel
Yeah PatricianTV is great, seems I mixed up the lengths. But apparently this has become an entire genre now. This one about Oblivion is great too, coming from more of a Oblivion enjoyer perspective, because PatricianTV basically roasts it for 12 hours straight lmao.
Me, but instead of Morrowind itโs hbomberguyโs video on Pathologic.
Still waiting for Joseph Anderson's Witcher 3 video essay.
Kinda same for me, but instead os listening to Morrowind video essays I drink.
Idk how I could east sleep and shower all at the same time but I'm open to suggestions lol.
Iirc there was a subreddit called ShowerOrange. I suggest you use a seedless one and cut the orange into fourths first so you don't have to bite through the skin, but leave the skin on for that burst of scent.
Wash and rinse yourself first, then CHOMP into that orange while the warm water runs over you from the back. Squeeze the rind to scent the steam.
After eating the orange, close your eyes and turn facing the water, letting it wash the orange droplets away along with your cares and sins, standing there in a dream state until you start to run out of hot water.
No no, part of the magic of shower orange is digging your fingers in and ripping the orange in half, then mashing the ripped halves into your face. But yes, seedless works best.
Oh! Ah! You've convinced me!
I have to go pick out a couple large navels ๐๐ in case one is dry.
Take an apple and an eye mask into the bath
I think you should just move into the shower and get yourself a plastic pillow.
You can come out when you've washed all your sins away
You can certainly eat when you shower, ask George Costanza. Aand it's very therapeutic. You can sleep after
No, no, it's
When you feel like everyone hates you, murder.
When you hate everyone, murder.
When you hate yourself got murdering everyone, shower to hide the blood.
Man, I am going to get so fat. Eating 24/7 is going to be rough.
i keep showering but the shame just won't come off!
What if you are not tired, hungry, or dirty?
Have a wank
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It's a tough job, but everyone does it.
The best โtipsโ are always in the comments. ๐๐ฆ
EYYYYyyyyyyyy! ๐๐๐๐๐
everyone hates you? THEY DO!
you hate everyone? YOU IDIOT!
you hate yourself? AS YOU SHOULD!
(this is a joke ok)
There are few things more simultaneously difficult and satisfying as motivating your sick/depressed/lethargic self to get into the shower. But once you've done it, the feeling can be like night and day.
This also applies to being ill and having to force yourself to stomach food.
When you feel like everyone hates each other?
Sleep while they eat each other
I would try that, but I can't sleep in the shower. ๐
I donโt get the showering part.
A bit of self care can often help a mood
Yeah I always feel less anxious after a good shower, itโs cathartic!
I'm the opposite, showers make me more anxious!
I'd say exercise and/or shower when you feel bad about yourself.
Yeah, I really like this image, but getting naked is the last thing that would help my self-esteem.
Eat sleep rinse repeat
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