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[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

That's definitely a splitter.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure there's a realistic way out of that situation that doesn't kill you.

[-] gressen@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Start by contacting the power company to turn off the power.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 2 months ago

Direct feed into your brain - you'll never have a better experience (or anyexperience, for that matter).

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Free electricity for the rest of your life.*

^^*Only ^^3 ^^seconds ^^remaining ^^in ^^your ^^life

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