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Tower of London reopens after apple crumble thrown at crown jewels display
(www.theguardian.com)
Tower closed today due to apple crumble.
Just British things
"Criminal damage", of course. Of course the obtaining of the crown jewels was always completely moral, justified and legal, like the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh-i-Noor signed over by an 11 year old is valid and definitely not a spoil of war...
I like my vandalism to have a high level of panache, such as this excellent example.

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