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Your Poop Schedule Says a Lot About Your Overall Health, Study Shows (www.sciencealert.com)
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[-] Adverse_Reaction@anarchist.nexus 31 points 3 days ago

Participants self-reported how often they dropped the kids off at the pool , and the researchers organized them into four categories: constipation for those reporting one or two bowel movements per week; low-normal for three to six movements per week; high-normal for one to three movements per day; and diarrhea for four or more watery stools per day.

Is 'dropping the kids off at the pool' a real euphemism for pooping?

[-] lemmyng@piefed.ca 15 points 3 days ago

Yep. And if there's no water then it's "dropping off the kids at the skate park."

[-] Typhoonigator@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

I'm stealing this phrase for the next time I poop in the display toilet in the store

[-] OshaqHennessey@midwest.social 10 points 3 days ago

In the US, absolutely. It's probably one of the most common, followed by "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I heard 'dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool' often enough in high school but times have changed. I want to say people are trying to be less racist or the show being less well known but I would bet it has more to do with Bill being behind bars.

[-] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

I think the less racist angle is correct, as far as the joke has evolved.

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Unfortunately.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

So is, "time to make some soft serve ice cream," or, it is between my brother and I. I'm sure it's super duper common and we aren't gross at all.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

time to make some soft serve ice cream

[-] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I prefer "taking the Browns to the SuperBowl", but to each their own.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

It's old, as in at least 20 years.

[-] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Once or twice a week?

Uh...

[-] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

Shut up Sheldon

[-] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah I saw a GE about some other GI symptoms within the last year and asked him about my BM schedule and he said basically 0-5 BMs a day is normal and not noteworthy

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