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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 32 points 5 days ago

Me: "Oh, I ate so much, I'm completely full"

Grandma: "There's still dessert"

Me: "Domain Expansion"

This might be a decision I will regret, but that is a future me problem

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

[-] aeternum 7 points 5 days ago

blueberry pie for desert

They ate sand??

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

*diabetic grizzly bear .... with heart disease ... and poor circulation .... and bad eye sight ... and tingling in their fingers

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You’re gonna die someday anyway. Might as well enjoy it while you can. And death by blueberry pie is not the worst way to go. 🤷‍♂️

[-] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

As long as you're not being a burden for everyone around you and the already strained healthcare system.

You do you.

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