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Nice weather we're having (media.piefed.social)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[-] tino@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?

[-] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 hours ago

Imagine, there are women in tech ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป

(Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female..)

[-] Goldholz 7 points 10 hours ago

That and trauma bonding is how i got my boyfriend

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 49 points 1 day ago

I, for one, appreciate people nerding out

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it's been awhile since I've been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.

[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 36 points 1 day ago

What's your monitor aspect ratio?

[-] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 16 points 21 hours ago

I mean, it's pretty big, but not too big, you know?

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 12 points 21 hours ago

Omg you just can't ask them their monitor aspect ratio... Not without foreplay.

[-] Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 hours ago

Tetris, Quake or what?

Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict...

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 148 points 1 day ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 84 points 1 day ago

Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 32 points 1 day ago

Absolutely breathtaking*

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Careful with them hottub jets, all I'm sayin

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

It's nice of cities to put them in every park

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Apparently you can only use them once though

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn't wearing pants. lol

[-] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Canot unsee now.

[-] sparkles@piefed.zip 25 points 1 day ago

This would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy thatโ€™s pretty attractive.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 11 points 22 hours ago

Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently

[-] sparkles@piefed.zip 2 points 21 hours ago

Maybe. Try this! https://gprivate.com/6j529

Personally idk I find it too wiggly looking.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 13 hours ago
[-] sparkles@piefed.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

The pasta. Especially when itโ€™s layered. Ick.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 71 points 1 day ago

Could you share your Emacs config?

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago

I sent you my desktop layout, please respond

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

*Girl-chan blushes*

"I didn't know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together... "

*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*

"Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don't call me."

[-] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago

The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

Emacs? I don't think this is going to work out...

[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, it's right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 day ago

Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

And she seems into it.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago

She looks fuckin into it tbf

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Shes laughing, let's goooo

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 21 points 1 day ago

I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.

[-] Uri@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago

I did the same today on bus ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 18 hours ago

Know that the play on words in the title is also appreciated ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Crazy entertaining actually

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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