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[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago

I always had a feeling Hillary would’ve been better than trump

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 28 points 3 days ago

until very recently, I never thought about either or wanted to...

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I never wanted to think about it before either, and still don’t want to.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

I am not going to say that’s a low bar, but it was a very tiny one.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 32 points 3 days ago

FAKE NEWS NOBODY glucks Billy cock like THE DONALD! liberals BTFO with that WOKE lies you can't even comprehend how good DJT's succ is so keep his name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!! DONNY sucks it the BEST of any president and SENILE BILL CLINTON just can't remember how good that blowjob was because it BLEW HIS MIND like the CIA blew RFK's uncle

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

Leave it to a narcissist to suck at sucking dick.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

He should have gotten some tips from Melania she made it to the top of her profession…that’s a whole lot of dicks

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Given how he unhinges his jaw to hork down all them hamberders, drumpf probably has no gag reflex.

He showed some knowledge when he fellated that (unwilling) microphone.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Do you think he takes his dentures out first?

[-] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Of course. He’s a pro.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 days ago

Honestly, it's funnier if he's genuinely excellent at it.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Billy should admit it right now especially if it didn't happen. A lot of us would really enjoy the day where Trump would be furiously denying that. Just hearing the words...

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

He HAS to be awful at giving head

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 2 days ago

I once dated a girl that tried to have full conversations with me in her mouth. It wasn't a pleasant experience. Since Trump never shuts up, I'd imagine it would be similar.

[-] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago

He does give greedy bottom vibes.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Ok, yeah, the orange paedo is terrible at sucking cock, but Hillary never does it. On the flip side Hillary takes it up the arse like a champ, plus never shits herself. Whereas Donvict Drumpf shits himself at the drop of a hat. Decisions, decisions!!

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

They have bill in a tough spot, for sure.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Wait, so that's what they mean when they say he's not right in the head?

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

I heard Bubba was debating leaving Hillary for Trump ... but it turned out he just wants to leave Hillary.

!politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world

Or any of the huge amount of politics communities. Stop ruining this one

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 2 points 3 days ago

Couldn't find the original upload, but I imagine it was something like this (partially nsfw maybe?)

https://youtu.be/Zv6oay0F1tc

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