What happened?
You put all your eggs in one basket then let someone else carry it, that's what happened.
You: I consent
Host: I consent
Cloudflare: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
Guys my first day as intern was amazing! I even force pushed to prod!
Yeeeeah most of the stuff I host went down too. Including gregtech.eu
Madrid!?
Sorry, honey, but if you want Internet-downtime sex, you have to at least be on the same continent as me
Still, though, send me a pic
Irony not horny
And unless I hit some unknown cache of gay guys from Madrid, then no… It’s definitely not irony
Did you type this into the wrong text box?
I’m interested in hearing what you think is the “wrong text box”
It reads like an intimate private message to someone. Maybe you meant to type it into a chat box of some sort. tf do I know. Just looking out in case you wanted to delete it.
Maybe you’re just too stupid to get a joke
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m not responsible for you being an idiot with no sense of humor.
Go on, and keep complaining about some random comment on the Internet, I’ll be sure to keep telling you how absolutely fucking stupid you are for even bothering
ツ
Do you have some anger management issues? Dude, that kind of behavior is just not right, and no it's not funny, and no, you are responsible for your behavior.
They definitely must have some sort of mental instability. Let's not agitate them further. 😵💫
Oh no, I got the joke. Guess you should look in the mirror about not understanding jokes.
And yes, your joke was about as unfunny as mine was.
(Please don't tell me to unalive myself! 😭)
I can hear you pissing your pants from here. It was a joke, get over yourself, lol.
I do appreciate that you actually went to the trouble to prove that you have brain damage though
You are a troubled individual.
Your comment proves that I have power over you.
Awesome
How so? And why is that important to you, do you think?
I am incredibly amused by watching you continue to smear your face with your own shit
I can’t imagine why you continue, but I really enjoy it
Woow, this escalated quickly! Chill the fuck down 🥶
Why should I be the one who is responsible for the fact that your brain is literal shit?
If I were you, I’d be pretty upset with whomever it was who filled your skull with literal human shit
That is not me
I sincerely hope you find some peace in your life.
You're not the only one they have told to kill themselves now. They told me, too. This child is not fit to be online.
You're dodging. Why is power important to you?
Nobody asked you to prove that you had literal diarrhea for brands, but it was nice of you to prove it anyway…
Still dodging.
I wonder also why you are so angry. You give the impression in your other comments that are this sophisticated progressive person, but now you are showing your true self? What's going on here? You're saying some pretty vile shit lol. It's fascinating.
Keep telling me how desperate you are for my approval.
I’ve never known anything so sad
You're dodging every sensitive thing I'm exposing. Good rhetoric...
Watching you continue to eat the shit out of your own ass is extremely amazing.
Please continue
Keep feeding me report ammunition. It's working well. Several of your threads are already gone. 👌 👏 You 👏 don't 👏 belong 👏 here. 😙👋
holds up spork energy over here
https://downdetector.com/ still works even when cloudflare is down.
Didnt work for me yesterday since they use captcha challenges from cloudflare :|
it's not you, it's me 😂
I don't see a problem. The broken escalator is still stairs.
First i thought my internet connection has a problem,
after i thought i got a virus or my device is malfunctioning,
then i thought that my city has a problem, because of an image such as yours,
in the end i understood that the whole damn planet has the same problem.
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