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You can't park in the castle garden, mate!
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Direct link to the image: https://dresden.s3proxy.de/media_attachments/files/115/560/271/054/760/032/original/aaf6a7d399b394a7.jpg

For those curious, this is Deal Castle, on the east coast of Kent in south-east England. Is one of a string of forts ordered by Henry VIII.
This crash happened in September 2018, and another car did the same two months later. I can't find a non-spammy article to link to, though.
I don't want to ride this during the parking process
For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
Rules: