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[-] Cybersteel@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I'd be willing to sacrifice a million of you humans if it means one of those penguins made it out safely.

[-] credo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

What do you mean you humans?

[-] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"not me of course"

[-] MrTomS@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Probably a mistake to name them The Epstein Files

[-] blinfabian@feddit.nl 10 points 1 month ago

gentoo penguins

dude we're talking about a linux distro being released here

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Are we sure they want sunlight and fresh air?

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That ad though: "Finnish and Norwegians can apply for American citizenship!" i have no words

[-] unknown@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

If you think this is bad, just wait till you see how the animals you eat are kept. Or is it different when it's billions of chickens instead of 15 penguins?

[-] JayFonduh@lemmy.org 3 points 1 month ago

Would it cost that much to replace these real penguins with robot penguins? Or even 3D projected penguins? Maybe even a rotating weekly gallery of different artifical penguin.....things

[-] frongt@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

A lot.

Animatronic penguins? An absurd amount. But any video replacement would involve rehoming the penguins, which is expensive. Even more so if they're not habituated.

[-] JayFonduh@lemmy.org 1 points 1 month ago

Only EngLAnD would keep themselves in this looney ass wacky predicament. I bet those single slice loving penguins are behind this.

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