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Leslie Knope for me!

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[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 89 points 1 month ago

Oh that's not fair, Leslie Knope is the public servant we all deserve.

I'll throw in a few.

I want Dr. Cox and JD to be my medical team, the two of them would do everything they could.

I want my local burger shop to be Bob's.

And I wish Captain Holt was a real police commissioner.

[-] phonics@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

I would not wish reality on bob.

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 month ago

"Wunch time is OVER! Bam, got it both ways."

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[-] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

We are actually watching Brooklyn 99 right now!

[-] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

I don’t know who you are, but I feel like we should be friends.

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[-] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 month ago

The president from the West Wing. You know a politician who cared and did the right things despite optics

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Also John Goodman's character, Speaker of the House I believe, he was an honorable Republican. Pure fiction that show.

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[-] FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 month ago

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Say what you will about Idiocracy, but President Camacho knew his country was suffering a problem and he found the smartest man in the world, hired him, and put him to work to resolve it. If only we could get Trump to care this much.

[-] djdarren@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

He also tried to execute him, but yeah, generally cool.

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Robin Hood, but modernized as a 21st-century hacker type so that he can cope in today's world. But I'd still like him to look like he belongs in an edgy 90s movie, complete with green tights, for authenticity's sake.

[-] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Elliot (Mr Robot)

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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 41 points 1 month ago

Superman.

Yeah, that’s an obvious choice, but I like his character more than his superpowers. He’s civil and polite to various world governments, but ultimately, there’s no stopping him from doing the right thing.

If he’s too powerful and that’s a negative to you, substitute Captain America. The same reasoning applies.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

World could use a good guy right now.

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[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Luthen Rael from Star Wars Andor. We need people like him right now.

A picture of Luthen Rael from Star Wars: Andor, played by Stellan Skarsgård. Next to him is a quote from the show about what he sacrifices

[-] B312@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Many exist like him, we just don’t see them BECAUSE they’re like him

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

God damn Andor really is the only good thing that came out of star wars in the last 10 years or even more

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[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 35 points 1 month ago

Samuel Vimes commander of the Ankh-Morpork city watch (and Detritus so people have no choice but to do as he says).

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

The Doctor from Doctor Who. It'd be nice to think we were all being simultaneously respected, cared for, and defended by someone smarter and kinder than most of us.

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[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

The person I know I could be.

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[-] Vytle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago
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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

God.

Specifically the version of God that is simultaneously all good, all knowing, and all powerful.

Were our universe created by such a being, evil could not exist: our reality would be very, very, very different compared to the dumpster fire that we all get to experience.

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[-] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago

Superman bc he was created originally to fight Nazis.

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[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago

Ted Lasso

We all need that kind of positivity

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[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Captain planet (he's our hero) (gonna take pollution down to zero)!

We could really, really use an environmentalist power that isn't beholden to any nation or company.

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[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

Victor von Doom.

If we're going for authoritarianism, at least let's have someone competent in charge.

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[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Is there a fictional character that kills billionaires? If so then that one.

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[-] KRAW@linux.community 20 points 1 month ago

Sam Raimi's version of Spider-Man. He's an agent of the common man, and obviously someone with super powers would be amazing. However he isn't so powerful that he couldn't be subdued if he were to become evil. The only problem is I don't live in NYC...

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[-] flounders@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

Lieutenant Commander Data.

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago
[-] HollowV@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Samwise Gamgee, Gandalf, and Aragorn from LOTR. Or just basically every sage/wise archetype character in stories. Need their wisdom to help me get thru life to prevent me from falling into another depressive episode.

R2D2. Would like a robot friend that makes funny beeps and boops sounds so I won't be sad 24/7.

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil (game), Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry (game). They seem cool and are badass.

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[-] stinerman@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago

God would be interesting.

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago
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[-] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Sonic the Hedgehog. He goes really fast like this-PSSHHWWWWW!

[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Cthulhu. There is only one way to properly cleanse this world.

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 10 points 1 month ago

Not true. You can also wake Azatoth up.

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[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

Santa Claus. I can't believe no one say Santa Claus.

[-] VerilyFemme 13 points 1 month ago

Because he's real???

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[-] artifex@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

I'll take the hyper-intelligent, godlike alien from Rejoice, A Knife to the Heart who makes violence impossible and gives everyone free food.

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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

Feel like God would have fit this sentiment better. There's a decent amount of historical evidence for Jesus himself to my understanding (not the supernatural stuff attributed to him so much, but moreso that there was a guy the various stories were based off of). But an actual benevolent diety would probably make for a more pleasant world than what we have to deal with, probably why so many people care so strongly about the idea and want to believe it I'd imagine.

[-] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have you read the bible? God is an unhinged maniac. He told people to cut their dick skin off, threatened zombies, OK'd slavery, drowned everyone because they were partying too hard, set everyone on fire because they were partying too hard, told women to obey men, tortured his #1 fan for funzies, called Israel a whore who sold herself to big-dicked Egyptians, non-consentually impregnated some guy's wife, killed the kid, then brought the kid back to life, made a guy eat bread cooked over burning shit for I think a year? Told Adam and Eve to make incest babies and turned us all into incest babies, made an awesome fruit tree no one's allowed to touch, let the Jews make soulless clay monsters, gave his angels an extra set of wings just to cover their genitals, which I think means angels can fuck.

So yeah. I'm down with bringing God IRL.

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[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Any of the Minds from Iain M. Banks Culture series, because that would mean the Culture was real and I want to live there.

I guess for a specific one, maybe the Arbitrary? That one seems pretty chill and knows where Earth is:

Also while I'd been away, the ship had sent a request on a postcard to the BBC's World Service, asking for 'Mr David Bowie's "Space Oddity" for the good ship Arbitrary and all who sail in her.' (This from a machine that could have swamped Earth's entire electro-magnetic spectrum with whatever the hell it wanted from somewhere beyond Betelgeuse.) It didn't get the request played. The ship thought this was hilarious.

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[-] Triumph@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

trogdor, but instead of burninating the pesants, he burninates the aristocracy.

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