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Original, for those who are curious:
Had a buddy in high school that had a similar run in with administration. He was a big fan on the band Tool and had a hoodie with this logo on the back.
He refused to take it off and got suspended and his parents had to call and wonder why this was a problem. It wasn’t necessarily about the hoodie. It was about the timing. He was a senior in high school and had worn that same sweatshirt every cool day since freshman year. So after 3+ years why was it all the sudden an issue?
They even found a picture of him in the freshman yearbook to prove the point…suspension was lifted and he was able to continue wearing the damn sweatshirt.
I had a shirt from the band dope, back in HS. Said Dope in red over the American flag with a skeleton in front of it. On the back it said "bang bang bang, in your head fucker, bang bang bang and you're dead fucker" nobody ever said shit about it. And this was in a BIG high school,in Colorado, and wasn't long after columbine. I guess I just got lucky?
Did you America today?
No, I didn't contribute to the reduction of minority rights, abuse an immigrant, or attempt to bully my neighbors.
No, I didn't Nazi today.
The ‘shop looks good, I almost bought it except for the kid’s sleeve
I like this version of reality more than the real thing. I hope someday my own son gets suspended over his yuri shirt. Too bad some asshole might shop over it with an America first shirt or some shit.
i reject your reality and substitute my own
At least one of the characters kissing is a man and the other one is kind of nonbinary/a trans woman iirc so it is either straight or yaoi
Even better!
Yea I'm assuming its the same design as the one the dad is wearing.
I wonder if the “he got suspended for Murca “ story is part of the original image or is that was part of the ‘shop
The only schools I know of that’d suspend you for “did you America today” are schools that require uniforms lol
The sleeve makes it better imo. If that were a real shirt it would make it a lot funnier
Kid looks like he's sucking dong behind his father's back one way or another. Father looks like he'd only suck a dong if it were hanging through a mysterious hole in the wall.
Less fun, fake news.
the funniest thing about this post are all the commenters calling it catgirls and yuri
Does the dad have an Onlyfans? My friend wants to know…
Fuck that, I want to know
He's a MAGA rapper, basically Tom MacDonald 2.
So no, unfortunately all you're getting is a whole lotta "Anti-woke" racist bum rap.
Did you America today?
I'm confused by the american flag on the one shirt. Doesn't seem to go with the typical asthetic. Is this maybe a Photoshop?
Hard to tell with all the jpg compression, but I think the shirt's image clips into his arm too. I'm willing to bet his shirt was similar to his dad's.
Had me in the first half.
Why do those guys always lift until they can't wipe their own ass. It looks terrible and not very functional.
He’s nowhere near so muscular he can’t wipe.
Bad photoshopping.
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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