I've heard you can minimize risk by having multiple fitted sheets on your bed at once. Just strip off the top sheet, add to laundry hamper, sleep on the newly revealed clean sheet.

I don't do that because I don't use sheets. I sleep in a hammock and just swap between two hammocks when they need washing.

I'm going to do it but only because I want to and not because you called me out

*month

Hear me out: no bed sheets, only blanket on air matress

Lmao, currently sat in my bed that's had no sheets for 2 days.

This is why you find a partner who can compensate for your dysfunction.

Just wash the pillowcases and not the sheets