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[-] rowdy@piefed.social 124 points 1 day ago

Easy. D.

A. might have been a good answer but always remember to pay attention to the question’s phrasing.

Your childhood dog was the best boy. Current dog is the best boy.

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 40 points 1 day ago

Actually in my case it has to be B. My current dog is the best girl.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

For me there is no best boy.

I didn't have a childhood dog. That eliminates A.

I don't have a current dog. That eliminates D.

I've never seen a dog in a mall. That eliminates C.

And my sisters current dog is a good girl, thus eliminating B.

And with that, there is no best boy.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Who will manage your grips?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Guess you won't be able to amass a large sum of money, then. Bummer 🫤

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago

Neither. My favorite dog is the best girl.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 22 hours ago

WELL SHE SOUNDS LIKE A -*user forcibly removed kicking and screaming whilst yelling incoherent things about governments and freedoms and the sanctity of derogative words*

[-] Sheepy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Option E: all dogs.

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

Dogs are pack animals, so whatever you choose, they're all gonna be happy for you.

With cats, no matter what you choose they'll ALL take offense and pee on your couch at least once.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Trick question, as BOTH of my dogs are the best girls (or best bitches, if you prefer to maintain the alliteration). They really are, it's not debatable, so either you're messing with me, or I'm about to sue your game show.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

When them butthole eyes hit you hard ...

(I'm so sorry, but I can't unsee.)

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 hours ago

Everyone sees what they want to see. ;)

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago

All male dogs are the best boys its impossible to quantify and separate them.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Whichever male dog I'm currently talking to/looking at is the Best Boy.

Likewise the Goodest Girl is whichever female dog I'm currently talking to/looking at.

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 1 points 20 hours ago

Stupid question. All dogs are the best boy. I suppose it could work if they accepted any choice.

[-] JamieDub86@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

I call my cats good boys, so take that.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

My dog is a good boy but my kitties somehow are always naughty.

Which is fine because that’s what I pay them for.

[-] JamieDub86@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Im not saying that they are good boys, or girls, just that I call them that.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

I like to foster a home full of honesty, so my cats know they’re naughty but I love them anyways.

Plus my dog would start to seriously question the veracity of my claim that he is in fact a good boy if he heard me call them good too.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

But have they found the masturbating clown I hid in the closet?

this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
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