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[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago

Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.

[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Playing a sport? Ptsch these are for being comfy

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Oh... that's why I live in a place with four walls and a roof. So I can get naked when I want to be comfy.

[-] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 32 points 4 days ago

I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅

[-] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 days ago

Gyroscopic run stabilization

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

I want to see them. 👀

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

They have liners and shit on some of these shorties

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Why would you want shit on your shorts?

At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.

The pre-wear shitting is where I csn't follow.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

look i don't kink shame you

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This post is lacking thicc thighs

Edit:

You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-wide

[-] blibla@slrpnk.net 16 points 4 days ago

be the change you want to see in the world

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Need to get my girl some of these.

[-] Bruhh@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.

forget about your girl. you don't control her, get them for yourself

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Old men at the gym approve.

If you know what I mean

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago

Talk about low hanging fruit

[-] HalfBakedChef@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 days ago

Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I mean... sure, yeah... but... huh. Hmm...

[-] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

Briefs, jockstraps, or thongs for life. I'd rather go commando than wear either of these two fucking things as underwear.

[-] polysexualstick@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

They're not underwear, they're sports shorts

[-] devolution@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 15 points 4 days ago
[-] village604@adultswim.fan 17 points 4 days ago

The first one shows off legs and butt better

[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Ahh 80s shorts, where ALL your assets are on display

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago
[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Are you forgetting about jorts?

[-] HappyFrog 5 points 4 days ago
[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 4 days ago

This is more a “how-to” post.

[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.

[-] gigachad@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago
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