607
top 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

Lol the balloon is attached to an Ethernet cable snaked under the door 🤔

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Nice catch.

[-] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 48 points 3 days ago
[-] Damage@feddit.it 16 points 2 days ago

I'm in industrial automation so I real instead of float

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago
[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 32 points 3 days ago

Maybe if y'all would actually close tickets once an eon we wouldn't skip it. I left IT because it was full of some of the laziest SOBs in existence

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

It’s been a minute but every place I have worked that had tickets had a weekly round table meeting to cover the ones you have had open for more than a week.

Sounds like you maybe had bad managers.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but laziness is its dad. And it's gonna fuck invention's mother so hard.

Back when I was in it someone pointed out that I will avoid doing a tedious task so hard that I will spend days or weeks automating something instead of just doing it.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 33 points 3 days ago

"Also, guess who controls access to the replacement printer ink cartridges."

[-] fu@libranet.de 19 points 3 days ago

@xxce2AAb @MattW03 If your IT department has their own room, I hope you are using toner.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 19 points 3 days ago

Nuts. Have you seen what laser color printers cost? We need that part of the budget for the IT department's new 5080's, which we need for, uh, AI modelling of our future infrastructural requirements. Yeah, that.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 2 days ago

But my problem's pretty easy it'll only take you like five minutes to fix it so can you do it right now?

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 7 points 2 days ago

You're talking about IEEE-754, right?

...right?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The new IT, while it's good on its own, I think choosing its art over the original is a disservice to Tim Curry. That man is a national treasure.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

!iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

Make use of Halloween to get those important messages across.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The balloon looks real but I’m doubting It

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
607 points (100.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

26996 readers
1287 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS