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[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 18 hours ago

Lol the balloon is attached to an Ethernet cable snaked under the door 🤔

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 5 points 18 hours ago

Nice catch.

[-] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 48 points 1 day ago
[-] Damage@feddit.it 16 points 1 day ago

I'm in industrial automation so I real instead of float

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago
[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 7 points 1 day ago

You're talking about IEEE-754, right?

...right?

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 32 points 1 day ago

Maybe if y'all would actually close tickets once an eon we wouldn't skip it. I left IT because it was full of some of the laziest SOBs in existence

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

It’s been a minute but every place I have worked that had tickets had a weekly round table meeting to cover the ones you have had open for more than a week.

Sounds like you maybe had bad managers.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but laziness is its dad. And it's gonna fuck invention's mother so hard.

Back when I was in it someone pointed out that I will avoid doing a tedious task so hard that I will spend days or weeks automating something instead of just doing it.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 33 points 1 day ago

"Also, guess who controls access to the replacement printer ink cartridges."

[-] fu@libranet.de 19 points 1 day ago

@xxce2AAb @MattW03 If your IT department has their own room, I hope you are using toner.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 19 points 1 day ago

Nuts. Have you seen what laser color printers cost? We need that part of the budget for the IT department's new 5080's, which we need for, uh, AI modelling of our future infrastructural requirements. Yeah, that.

But my problem's pretty easy it'll only take you like five minutes to fix it so can you do it right now?

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The balloon looks real but I’m doubting It

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The new IT, while it's good on its own, I think choosing its art over the original is a disservice to Tim Curry. That man is a national treasure.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

!iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

Make use of Halloween to get those important messages across.

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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