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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

These trinkets will go to a very rich collector, not through your typical "fence the goods" path. I'd check Mar-a-Lago as a first step.

[-] GuyLivingHere@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 days ago
[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Can’t wait for the film

[-] Darleys_Brew@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 days ago

Thats where I wear a chastity belt…no ones getting their hands on my crown jewels.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 10 points 6 days ago

I love how my brain immediately pictured a jewel encrusted royal chastity belt despite nothing in your comment saying anything to suggest that

[-] Darleys_Brew@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Crown jewels…Brit slang for the gentlemans area.

With the word "Princess" spelled out in diamonds washed in the blood of African children!

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago

Oh no, the world is missing some shiny rocks. I demand the planet cease rotating until these rocks are restituted!

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago

Where was security during all this? Was there NO camera coverage on that part of the building? This is The Louvre, not a pawn shop. All the reporters keeps saying this is "the crime of the century" to which I say, "well yeah, but that's only because your awful security made that possible!"

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

We are in the "telling the public what evidence they have will alert the perps" phase, only wild media speculation until the investigators are done doing their thing.

I look forward to Internet Historian doing one of his stock image gilliamation videos about this.

[-] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Didn't anyone bother to get an airtag on those things?

[-] blibla@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago

can't wait for the true crime yt essay

[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think it’s a tragedy as these represent a piece of history that can’t be reclaimed. And, because the items are so hot, the thieves will likely just destroy them and sell the pieces.

[-] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Congratulations, they just stole a lump of carbon or silica.

[-] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

That fact they didn’t secretly GPS tag them… that’s on them, so many different ways to track “PEOPLE” let alone objects, so… who fucked up? Should have been years ago…

People legit put AirTags/gps devices on bikes and cars, etc… it could have been these items as well. Dumb!

[-] Wav_function@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

How you gonna air tag an earring?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 111 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The article can't be bothered to include any pictures of the stolen jewels

edit: I think these are the stolen jewels

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 35 points 6 days ago

I'll keep an eye out for them.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

I saw the top piece in another article, and I heard about all the sapphires. This is my first time seeing them, and they are unbelievable. It looks like they're the right works.

There was also a crown that got dropped in the street and took some damage. At least it was recovered.

I once read a book by a retired jewel thief whose statutes of limitations has all run out, and he said that that the first thing he did was break down the jewelry, sort the stones, and melt down the settings. Then he'd fence them ASAP. Always. So all that jewelry he stole, all that sentimental value, is gone forever.

These works are priceless not only for their craftsmanship and beauty, but their historic significance as well. They were literally created to be fit for a King, or Queen.

Unfortunately, the intrinsic value of those old, perfect stones on today's market, far outweighs their historic or artistic value. There is likely some Sociopathic Oligarchs who think those stones would look better in modern settings, and be better served by being worn around, and not just put on display in some museum where nobody goes.

That's a lot of loose stones, some of them very large, and some small. There are enough to make many, many pieces of jewelry. Perhaps there will be a bit of a black market among jewelers who cater to the very wealthy, to sell works that includes a Louvre stone or two.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago

"Why do you think these are the stolen items?"
"Well, for one, I just took these pictures in my cellar of stolen jewels..."

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 78 points 1 week ago

Last headline I saw about this said 7 minutes. Pretty soon the thieves will be reaching back in time to grab these things.

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[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 week ago

So you have the jewels. Now what? Do they just go into some rich person's secret collection? It's not like you can fence these things.

[-] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 9 points 6 days ago

Float a line to the Saudi Royal family Jared Kushner, they’d buy them no shame at all

[-] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Bold of you to assume they haven't already bought them.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

They'll be broken down, metal smelted, gems recut if necessary. They're gone, who cares. It's not like they were the actual crown jewels, just a few baubles.

[-] frongt@lemmy.zip 98 points 1 week ago

On jobs like these, they already have a buyer.

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[-] minnow@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago

When the French Blue was stolen after the revolution, it was recut and probably became the Hope Diamond.

If they can't find a buyer, they'll melt it down and recut any gems that are too recognizable. Easy money, if you know the right people.

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

In the melt down and recut scenario, is it "easy money" though? Seems like robbing the most famous museum in the planet would be inviting one of the most well resourced investigations over gems that I presume could have been stolen from somewhere a little more low profile.

I'm not remotely knowledgeable, but it feels like it wouldn't be worth going after the louvre specifically without confidence you have someone willing to acquire the pieces intact rather than having to erase nearly all their "value" in the process.

[-] minnow@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

It certainly wouldn't be the desired outcome! But the point is that there's money to be made either way.

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[-] klammeraffe@lemmy.cafe 46 points 1 week ago

Someone should really try to beat that record should they be returned.

[-] Masamune@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I'm Danny Ocean, and I approve this message.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 38 points 1 week ago

I thought this type of crime was deeply rooted in the past, and fiction. If no-one got seriously hurt: chapeau!

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