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Ok, but chickens produce milk too, just like coconuts:
wiki/Crop_milk
Also dis:

Some spiders also produce milk.
So they are coconuts.
If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, even if it has a monkey kind of shape.
Apes are a kind of monkey
Not if they don’t have a tail.
Monkey, the order for all simians include apes. In common usage "monkey" means any simian except apes.
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