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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’ (www.oregonlive.com)

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 6 days ago

All those poor ICE babies saw nudity, which made them horny, which means that they're all going to hell now 😔 .

[-] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I wonder what his thoughts are with Adam & Eve... or Adam & Steve, as rumors suggest.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 6 days ago

Has he seen the school board meetings about banning books?

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

I bet he thought so. Had to report to his son about it.

[-] Geekocracy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

To be honest, I thought the furies dancing was way more disturbing

[-] planish@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Furries at least have a decent chance of having claws and/or fangs.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Damn, he must never get out of his house then

[-] Corelli_III@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

we should show him a pike and shot line so he can compare the two

[-] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

"They are the bad people, not us", got it.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

What a pussy. You live in a state with alligators and this is the most threatening thing you've ever seen? What a loser.

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago

Pffft, snowflake.

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