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Poor wittle snowflake
Must be a candy ass life, then.
Just wait till No Kings II. We're going to turn out so peacefully it just might scare him into a coma.
Is that even an article? It doesn't even have a full quote.
It's paywalled.
Weird, I didn't even see any kind of prompt. You'd think they'd want to ask at least.
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I get a “please disable your adblocker” that cannot be closed and removes the ability to see any menus on my phone. So yeah that’s fun, their web design necessitates a force close.
He prolly recognized some of the penises and panicked.
Well we just found out who doesn't pay attention to their security briefings
Or those are all things he wants to happen....
sure thing, dude who has a porn pact with his son, I'm sure you've never seen naked people before
“Flood the zone with shit.”
Perhaps what Speaker Johnson is saying is true (who am I kidding?). The political violence from "the Left" has been such a nothingburger that the most henious thing that he had seen thus far is a cycling group with a few naked people. Write that down as public testimony for the state attorneys' cases.
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Doesn't he have a secret Grindr account? Somehow, I think he's seen worse.
His son gave him a pass on that one.
Lmao, Christians are too funny to me. Violence and murder, a-ok; little bit of nudity, "they're very threatening!"
puritanical beliefs brought over from europe somehow, but some how europe never had those beliefs, except the recently conservative men.
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To be serious for a moment, he doesn't believe that for a second.
He's just bullshiting to further the false narrative that his fascist regime is pushing as they continue deploying the military against the american public and other opponents of fascism.
“nekkid terrorists…on bi-cycles!!!”
Reminds me of the naked warrior unit from Rome: Total war
His protection of pedophiles is the most threatening thing I’ve ever seen.
That racist loser would hold the same opinion for a FKK (Freikörperkultur, Free Body Culture) beach in Germany.
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