I saw something years ago about adjective order and it was really interesting. You don’t say brown small car, you say small brown car. I don’t remember why and I haven’t been able to find much about it since

Hey now as a pale bastard myself don't do some of us dirty like that, actually you know what I'll just call myself plaster at this point. The sun is a deadly lazer!

It's hard to remember when I'm consciously thinking about it, but I think small would normally go first of those three? But in the context of adding and stressing an additional word like that, putting it after the other two for emphasis reads very native speaker to me.

Im a native speaker, this is the first im hearing adjectives have to go in a particular order

No, no, no. I’m pretty sure this is the guy from the Oceanliner Designs YouTube channel.