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3 eggs with veggie sausage, black beans, green onions, kale and fish sauce topped with salt & black pepper.

Absolutely delicious although the black bean juice seems to be giving my family psychic damage!

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Looks pike asbestos with olives. You have my upvote

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Next time you shouldn't leave it sitting out for a week in a humid jungle before taking a picture. We can't tell what it was with all the rot and mold.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago
[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is what my partner said! That it reminded them of the Dubious Food lol

they really were amazing though i have been wanting more all day.

[-] calliope@retrolemmy.com 8 points 1 day ago

A lot of times the best food looks like absolute garbage.

Like, shred some really good Parmesan and tell me it doesn’t look like the shavings you’d keep mealworms in for fishing… or just plain sawdust. Tastes great though!

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 8 points 19 hours ago

I'm sure it tasted delicious but it looks like petrified barf

[-] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 15 points 23 hours ago

I hope it's actually tasty because the way it looks gives me flashbacks to that one time when I forgot where I put my dirty baking tray and found it like this several weeks later 😆

[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 1 points 7 hours ago

oh my god we left a vegetarian burger tater tot casserole in the oven for weeks once and it really did bear a striking resemblance lol

[-] Godort@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago

Good lord, at least wrap it in a tortilla or something

[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago

that's just empty carbs I don't need and I have a gluten intolerance. That's what the beans are doing in there providing slow carbs and some fiber!

[-] beccaboben@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Thar be corn tortillas…to protect your family from psychic AND gluten damage!!

[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

that's a good point corn is whole grain too

[-] goldemboy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

A freakin' salad leaf then... Or is this a Halloween thing where you're supposed to get spooked by your food? Bet it tastes really good but DAMN 🙃 Consider the costs of family therapy on one hand and half a salad on the other ^^

[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

fair, i see people online eat lettuce and eggs on sandwiches all the time maybe it's not that bad

[-] GooseGang@beehaw.org 3 points 1 day ago
[-] latenightnoir 9 points 21 hours ago

This does, indeed look like an omelette, but after about two months in the fridge.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

You have committed either alchemy or a crime

Undecided on which currently

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I think I made eggs that looked like that once too... After about three weeks.

[-] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

Tasty ingredients, mouldy vomit lookin' slop.

I'd eat it. If I watched you make it first!

[-] GooseGang@beehaw.org 3 points 1 day ago

Same. Like on paper it sounds good, but then the photo… not so photogenic.

[-] Acamon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

This should be the most upvoted post in this community.

[-] joshthewaster@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Beans and eggs are good together. If you want to make them look appealing just plate them together instead of mixing them together. Beans under with eggs on top or plated next to each other can both be easily combined by the eater and won't look awful. Flavor wise you get the same result.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

What a fucking hideous sight, well done

[-] androidul@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

jesus christ, how do I shut it down 😂

[-] LadyMeow 9 points 1 day ago

Sounds tasty… looks atrocious

[-] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

You gotta rinse the beans bruh

[-] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago

they are dry beans cooked in veggie broth with spices in the instant pot for 45 minutes.

the pleasing juice is half the point!

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

I don't know why folks are shitting on your Goth Eggs for Spooky Season!

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

lmao black beans and eggs taste good but always end up looking like they went bad 4 years ago

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Some real gherblin tack

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

🤢🤮😭

[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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