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Rest in Peace Jane Goodall. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 66 points 4 days ago

When they came for the birds I did nothing.

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 4 days ago

When they first came for gorillas we endured, remembering the name.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

When they came for the gorrilas we took our dicks out.

[-] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

When they came for the gorillas, we came for the gorillas.

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

RIP Harambe

[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Lets not forget Musk's Harambe rap. Not going to link it though, kinda NSFL

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 days ago

Wake up sheeple! It was a movie.

Google search: Dian Fossey was played by Sigourney Weaver.

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago

Please charge your phone lol

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 days ago

bro's living on the edge💀💀💀

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

It's the only thing that makes me feel alive.

[-] monogram@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

No, actually. It seems pretty complicated though. I think I prefer souls-like games.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Saving that for my deathbed.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

And uninstall LinkedIn

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I clicked on the show me more section and was confused why it didn't work.

I am a worm brain

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago

I like how the replier isn't even upset just genuinely so confused

[-] SeraphimNova@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

This happened because of Harambe.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Harambe was involved from the start.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Harambe was an inside job!

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

The death of Harambe had many unforseen consequences.

[-] aeternum 7 points 3 days ago

aww. Dr Goodall did a lot of good work. RIP :(

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Dude should get his homeschooled ass to a zoo or something. Bet he tells people who call him silly to do their research. When this guy can’t even be bothered to visit a zoo.

[-] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

The Institute hard at work...

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

i don't know who that is

this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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