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You battery operated trilobite would not recognise an offensive sentence if I typed it at you!
I want a pet trilobite
Viz invented the word "fitbin" as the most offensive word ever. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fitbin
I like that. The UD link reminded me of one. We should just start calling people waffle stompers.
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Cooze
"Fargin Bastages".
I cannot think of anything outside of the not so humble Australian cunt for single words. That or LLMbecile ( one I heard here ).
Though, when talking to others, a classic "Mr. Rodgers would be disappointed in you." is always an option.
Few of my personal favorites: "I'm disappointed in you" "You don't have to be your parents you know" "Is this what you do with your free time?"
Fungdark
Fascist, because it's not a slur; it's a declaration of a fact, that applies to too many people.
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Cancer sufferer works in the Netherlands
Cancer sufferer works in the Netherlands
Kankerlijer. You can replace cancer with any of a number of other nasty diseases.
It's also customary to tell someone "get cancer!" (krijg de kanker), "get tuberculosis!" (krijg de pleuris) or "get leprosy!" (krijg het lazarus). All map to English-language sentiments such as "eat shit and die" or "fuck off."
You can also just use "cancer" as a prefix to anything that happens to piss you off: cancer-influencers, cancer-sandwich, whatever. And the same goes for other diseases.
I personally prefer "klootzak," which means ball bag. The word rolls off the tongue so nicely. But then, everything said in Dutch sounds aggressively pejorative, even sweet talk.
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trump
The top turd here in the US is definitely a cockwomble
I called one of my co-workers a cunt for bullying a different co-worker. Calling him a cunt got me in more trouble than his bullying.
So that, but I never apologized despite the pressure. Woo, union? lol.
Thundercunt, works every time
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