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The perfect couple (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Thorry@feddit.org 29 points 2 weeks ago

This is me and my girlfriend, it's terrible. She is always cold and I'm always hot. She uses me to heat up, which sounds cute but involves ice cold hand and feet touching my bare skin. She has like 3 layers of thick blankets, if I crawl under those within five minutes I'm overheating, sweating and feel like I'm going to pass out. She turns up the heat all the time and I wanted to turn it down to begin with.

I feel like being aligned on heat is much better than being very unaligned.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

How did you get a picture of my wife and me?

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Fuuuuuuck, I may have to block this community for awhile. I hope i remember to unblock eventually....

But dam. Several months later and thinking about my ex unexpectedly still gets me all emotional.

Dont take it for granted yall, be honest with your partner(s).

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

My hands and feet are cold, my chest is super hot. I’m prone to sweating a lot and overheating easily, while still having my extremities be cold. I don’t know how you account for that. I guess I need someone that’s really thermally conductive?

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

So I am a perfect couple by myself?

I'm basically a space heater but also have poor circulation so my hands and feet can get pretty cold but it doesn't usually bother me unless I can't warm them up easily.

[-] ChickenF622@piefed.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Please! I need somebody to steal my body heat so I can finally have a normal body temperature.

[-] RedStrider@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

ngl i saw this post without reading the community name and immediately took it as a joke about gaming pcs what is wrong with me?

[-] RedStrider@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

They are literally both space heaters though.

I mean, Intel's strategy for increasing year-over-year performance was to push another 50W in and hope nothing breaks.

[-] Taco2112@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I sit here(toes freezing and somehow also sweating through my shirt) and just see myself.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm always so hot I tend to sweat. So I prefer it cold. My wife is cold so she cranks the heat. Doesn't cuddle for long because I'll stick to her..

[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 2 weeks ago

hate it when the dew point is between your body temps so one of you gets covered in condensation

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2025
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