The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.
Ah returnee's release.
I've always called it HTS.....Home Toilet Syndrome.
In my language it's known as "key incontinence", from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.
This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.
Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.
Out Of Poop
Out Of Paper, toilet
Rainbolt probably could tell ya.
Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP'S toilet by looking at this map lol
object-oriented programmer?
Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.
Plot twist: he's a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.
The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.
Just ask Geowizard.
long walk
1.71 miles
when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.
The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!
Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom
When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can't even fart.
I love the calm before the storm.
😬Me leaving a toilet on the side of the road for someone to pickup.
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