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[-] pontata@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago

Just one more lane bro and we fix traffic, trust me.

[-] david@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago

I think people downvoting this didn't spot the sarcasm.

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

Oh good. This is gonna be just like reddit. Things that are literally decades old.

[-] Scarronline@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago

Isn't reddit content just a reflection of people, and people also exist on this platform

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago

You aren't stuck on Reddit. You are the Reddit.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Oh....oh God...

[-] President_Pyrus@feddit.dk 20 points 1 year ago

Did you expect people would really change compared to how they acted on Reddit?

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

What's wrong with this post?

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[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago

Lemmy isn't reddit, but whatever it is, they're both the internet.

[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

Nah, I am the main character. The world happens to me, get these NPCs out of my way.

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ has come for his second resurrection, and his name is Intl

[-] number6@feddit.nl 30 points 1 year ago

Be the traffic you want to become.

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Ahh, the Lemmy meme.

[-] beneeney@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

We do not live in a society. We are a society. 😔

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

And you can actively choose to better or worsen society, just like you can choose to better or worsen traffic. Vote for legislation to improve public transit. #fuckcars

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

You aren't shitposting in Lemmy, you ARE the Lemmy!

[-] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You are the shitpost in Lemmy!

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[-] fubo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

You aren't in an orgy. You are the orgy.

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[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

So then what’s happening when I drive and there’s no traffic? Am I nothing???!

[-] Salad_Fries@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Youre never “nothing”… youre always something special! I promise :)

Example: when there is no traffic, youre still a noise & particulate generator that lowers property values, warms our planet, and makes the built environment more hostile/dangerous and depressing for everyone nearby.

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Whew thank god. Who cares if I’m ruining everything as long as I exist!

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[-] GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

The traffic is stuck in the traffic🚦

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[-] thisNotMyName@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

There is not not enough parking, there are too many cars

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[-] malloc@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Been working remote since onset of pandemic. Never going back to the office bro. Couldn't pay me enough to share the roads with the rest of the grinders.

So many hours wasted in traffic.

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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You were watching Not Just Bikes in the shower?

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[-] notExactlyI20@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

mmm yes, the traffic is made out of traffic

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[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

"I'm stuck in traffic" implies they aren't part of it but that it is something that is happening to them.

You're not stuck in it, you are it.

[-] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background

[-] maniacal_gaff@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This is a Bill Burr bit.

[-] LegionEris@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

They're not mutually exclusive states. You can be part of the traffic, but if you can't get out, you're still stuck in it. You're part of traffic but not stuck in it if and only if you have the opportunity to exit the traffic experience.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Now I'm stuck in the damn traffic that I've helped damn create. Dammit!

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