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I'm at true neutral.

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[-] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm chaotic neutral. I've never had enough money to buy two of the same monitor. All of my stuff is stuff I got either for free from school or for extremely cheap.

[-] TehWorld@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I’m pretty sure I’m Chaotic Evil with 2x 1920x1200, 2x 1024x1200, a 1920x1080 and one 1366x768 but I don’t run any vertical anymore, so maybe not?

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lawful Evil at work Neutral Good at home Shockingly accurate about more than just the monitors!

[-] ajnixzy@feddit.fun 3 points 1 year ago

Neutral good for personal. Lawful good for work.

[-] icedcoffee@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutrals wya?! Especially when I was using a Mac for work with ShiftIt

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral vibin with stream on the right and game on front

[-] Evil_Opossum@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

[-] DrPop@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Hello fellow compatriot, I'm not a programmer but this is definitely my work set up. Now to be a lawful person but judge everybody.

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[-] Templa@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I suppose I'm technically true neutral since I have a vertical monitor on one side and my laptop on the other.

[-] Floey@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic good looking to become chaotic gooder with a third misshapen monitor.

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

I'm a combination of neutral good and lawful neutral. 2 identical monitors + laptop.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

What makes a person turn neutral-neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Not a programmer, but I run Neutral Good + Lawful Neutral at the office, because my work issued a docking station with two symmetrical monitors, but they also issued me a laptop instead of a desktop, so what am going to do, not use the third monitor?

So, it's ugly, but it works since I either put baseball on one of the big monitors or Spotify on the laptop, and work on the other two.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[-] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[-] AlgeriaWorblebot@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.

One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.

I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.

[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So, Lawful Neutral is just broke? Hunh... (Counts on fingers: druids, monks, cloistered scholars...) Yeah, that tracks.

Also, ofc I'm Chaotic Neutral. Pfft. I blame Elite Dangerous, as I was once Neutral Good, but then discovered what the game was like on an Index, and then there was no reason for the monitors to start that way anymore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Once I got a widescreen monitor, I finally ditched the rest and only use my laptop as the extra screen. So lawful neutral but set up like lawful evil but lower.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[-] words_number@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

[-] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Hey my old monitor setup isn't here.

Main display is normal with a laptop underneath, a vertical display to the left with a laptop display on the bottom under the first monitor

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chaotic neutral except i have a vertical one on each side like a big H. I do a lot of document writing

[-] chahk@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I'm off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It's wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

[-] TheCee@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

What about square screens?

inb4 chaotic neckpain

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

[-] otacon239@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

We have neutral evil at my work

..why?

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[-] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it's for my job or not. I suppose that's a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

[-] _number8_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

i have chaotic neutral right now -- would it be insane to have the middle monitor be vertical then the side be horizontal? i usually use the horizontal for videos or sports but that makes more sense off to the side, then vertical is great for scrolling

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[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Great for PDFs and word documents!

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