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[-] hungryphrog 10 points 4 weeks ago

hypocrite smh

[-] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 weeks ago

He truly was a professional at life.

You see, due to his professialism and resilience, his body produced more blood than an average human. His blood content is comparable to that of Erwin 'Desert Fox' Rommel of WWII brilliant commander fame.

They both had 45-65% more blood than an average human in their bodies at all times.

Once the man uttered the words "gang violence", of incredible importance to himself, that blood rushed into his brain, together with adrenaline and endorphins.

Unfortunately, it was a bit too much for poor Kirk. His blood managed to sever his cartoid. The blood gushed into his head, and the adrenaline compressed his veins.

The rest is history.

Such a pro at life.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Filter, Hey Man Nice Shot. There’s a celebration in the you tube comment section

[-] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

I must have listened to that song 15 times today so far

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

The comment section is awesome today

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[-] arudesalad@piefed.ca 10 points 4 weeks ago

If my brother didn't tell me first this would've been how I found out

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 weeks ago

What a hypocrite

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 5 points 4 weeks ago

I remember when some nutcase asked Kirk 'when will it be time to use the guns?' referring to an all-out armed insurrection, he was in an awkward situation there. What is the takeaway? Fucked if I know...

[-] Therobohour@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Because he was shot. Its very simple America, too many guns

[-] aeternum 5 points 4 weeks ago

he just needed a gun to fight the guy with the gun. problem solved, no?

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[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Because somebody had to wipe that smug retrograde smirk off his face, that's why.

[-] LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I wonder if he had any regrets in the last moments of his life.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago

I doubt he had any time to think. He was killed instantly while doing a "debate" so his mind was probably elsewhere before it ceased to exist.

[-] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

with a blood pressure drop that rapid, he'd be unconscious before he knew what was happening.

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[-] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

Force of habit

[-] Anarki_ 3 points 4 weeks ago
[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago

Someone shot him and the wound was fatal.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 4 weeks ago
[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago
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