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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca

Also do bigger folks have proportionally bigger buttholes? Can a fat person have a smaller butthole than a skinny person all other things being equal?

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[-] dvoraqs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Butthole attractiveness is a new dimension of attractiveness that we aren't being measured on yet. There are generally attractive people going around with an ugly butthole and generally ugly people going around with one that should be immortalized.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I suppose that all depends on your personal standards for beauty on both ends of the equation.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

I c wat u did ther

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Yes. Features compliment each other. Someone with an attractive face is likely to have enchanting eyes for example.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Enchanting brown eyes

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

So, attractive means a different thing to every single one of us. That said I will speak on my own tastes, which are admittedly kinda broad. I have found both more and less attractive anuses, much like similarly describable vulvae, are fairly equally distributed among women of just about every shape and size. Proportionality is in no way consistent, neither is appearance. Most are beautiful in their own way and I have been thankful for nearly every one of either that I have been granted access to. Some are definitely "better" than others, though I am certain that this is more a matter of preference than anything quantifiable.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

No, I'm very pretty with a shapely cyclist's ass but have very painful hemorrhoids.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Gotta be murder on the ol' prostate or whatever the lady prostate is

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I'm not very attractive, but my butthole is very good.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

It's my best feature. Why I wear chaps.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Cant complain myself but also nothing to write home about ๐Ÿ’…. So so more or less

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

Go outside and touch the grass

[-] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

Does the grass have buttholes?

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

No, but plenty of creatures with buttholes thrive in the grass

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Instructions unclear, grassed ass

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

This is like asking if attractive people have better mouths. Not necessarily. This depends on how you weigh the feature in question in the overall math for "attractiveness", I wouldn't say there is a direct correlation just based on looks but if you take attractiveness as a health marker then the buttholes will be likely healthier in more attractive people on average. You would always have outliers though.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pete Davidson said he has the asshole of a porn star because of his IBS or Chrohns or something. Do with that what you will

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

They're like fingerprints.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Or lip prints

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