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submitted 1 month ago by art@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

Anyone who finds fault with this list = Skill issue.

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[-] exu@feditown.com 176 points 1 month ago

You used the wrong icon. It should be emacs

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 214 points 1 month ago

Yeah, emacs makes way more sense for this one

The only thing emacs is missing is a text editor

[-] meekah@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago

That actually made me laugh out loud. Well done

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 42 points 1 month ago

oh man. all the old jokes are new again. shit, am i basically a dad now?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 month ago

Vi vs EMACS jokes are well within grandpa territory now. Sorry.

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I saw that reply and figured I'd just let the whippersnappers enjoy themselves 😅

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 month ago

it's a healthy sign of a community when dad jokes enter the cultural milieu as something that's passed from generation to generation. we inherited these jokes, handed them down, and someday they'll be handed down again

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[-] exu@feditown.com 27 points 1 month ago

That's why evil-mode exists

[-] FurryMemesAccount 17 points 1 month ago

The only thing emacs is missing is a text editor

How dare you. I'm sending the church of emacs after your ass.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Free software song starts playing

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[-] moseschrute@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago

Is it possible to downvote a comment twice?

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago
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[-] Magister@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

yea, emacs even has a doctor

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 month ago

Sounds like vim is aspiring to be Emacs.

[-] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 month ago
[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

You can tell it's legit, because it says Vi.

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[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

only because once you start using vim, you can't stop. why do you think people make full on operating systems within vim?

because they can't leave.

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 month ago

I know it's a classic but confused how I'm supposed to use Vim to send an email

Already got my Vim, any tips?

Bottle of Vim Cleaner

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

open it, use it. keep using it because you can't close it

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[-] blenderdumbass@px.madiator.com 38 points 1 month ago
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[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago
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[-] moseschrute@piefed.social 36 points 1 month ago

Mom: we have Google Maps at home

Google Maps at home: Vim

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[-] whelk@retrolemmy.com 21 points 1 month ago

This feels like a meme a vim user would make about emacs being bloated

[-] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 20 points 1 month ago
[-] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

Most powerful "text editor" you can imagine inside a command line interface. It has unlimited super wild keyboard shortcuts and people on the internet make fun about it, that the only way to exit vim is by turning off the machine, because they don't know the shortcut.

[-] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Vim is a sorry excuse of Emacs. Which is the editor made in and for the language of God, Lisp

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Text editors should be simple and approachable above all. Nano is undeniably the best by this definition.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 20 points 1 month ago

I do not agree with your premise. Some editors should be simple and approachable above all. Some should also be super customizable and efficient to use for those who want do dive deep into their editor.

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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

it feels like it was made quickly after people complained about vim or emacs bein too hard and then just minimally maintained

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Text editors should be simple and approachable above all.

Why? I'd say they should edit text well above all.

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is one of those threads where it is like all of you are just speaking funny(?) gibberish at each other.

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[-] ComradeRachel 18 points 1 month ago

This would be more believable with eMacs tbh

[-] Sal@mander.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

AMSTERDAM TRIP: 52.37952717594758, 4.898731163397595 -> 52.373726213381254, 4.8991743688343785 -> 52.37307624236834, 4.892481840346751 -> 52.375235597713356, 4.883881824117286 -> 52.364346142549444, 4.882779439603186 -> 52.358151346039655, 4.868920785661565 -> 52.36032825423474, 4.885688072103288 -> 52.38899110197864, 4.8381014035210965

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

and finally you replace vim with nano

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[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago

"YESS! YESSSSS! GIVE IN TO YOUR EMACS SIDE!!!"

Google Search really sucks these days. I can't find any images of Richard M. Stallman as a Sith lord, even though I'm sure vi fans have made several edits by now. ...It's been a while.

[-] thomasloven@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One night there was a storm, and Master Wq’s house collapsed. The next morning he began to build it again using his old tools. His novice came to help him, and they built for a while and were making good progress. As they worked, the novice began to tell Master Wq of his latest accomplishments.

“Master, I have developed a wonderful Vim script to give all sorts of useful information about a document. It counts the words, the sentences, the paragraphs, and even tells you what kind of document it is using the syntax highlighting rules. I use it in my pipelines all the time. It is a thing of beauty, and I am very proud. Truly, Vim is the greatest tool!”

Master Wq did not reply. Thinking he had unwittingly angered his master, the novice fell silent and continued his work.

The novice finished aligning two beams and had positioned a nail ready for beating into the wood, but found the hammer was out of reach.

“Would you pass me the hammer, master?”

Master Wq handed the novice a saw.

At once, the novice was enlightened.

https://blog.sanctum.geek.nz/vim-koans/

[-] hellmo_luciferrari@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

I much prefer handwriting in shorthand, scanning it in, running it through OCR, and cat to a file.

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[-] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 12 points 1 month ago
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[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Pro tip for new VIM users: it's "Q".

[-] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago

:q to be exact

[-] alecsargent@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago
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[-] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Oops, all vim!

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