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Humans can't consent to reading.
(lemmy.world)
Sir, how dare you.
I accidently followed the instructions perfectly.
That's why you're perfect.
No, YOU are! ☺️
How you felt after being unable to read top one on mobile and clicking to zoom in.
Sometime during my processing of the bottom 3, I realized I shouldn't even look at the top line. I still haven't read it.
You said some shit about me, didn't you?
This person does NOT consent to reading.
Don't read/write a single letter I don't have t
Whn me prsidnt, tey c
They consented until they didn't and that is their right!
I asked if I was the only one that gave a damn about the rules
how does this work as well as it does 😭 😭 😭
Size of the typeface draws you eyes largest to smallest.
Centuries of playtesting
Jokes on you, I went middle, top, then bottom.
Name of your sex tape.
Or how I check 3 paths in a video game that all lead me to the same place
You will read this first
And you will read this last
And then you will read this
Then this one
Did I do it right?
And you will read this last.
Sorry Beeny
Nope, I read the top second cause I thought I should start from the top
I read the top second cause I thought I should start from the top
🤔
lol. I didn’t even noticed the top until I started scrolling away.
I read the top second cause I thought I should start from the top.
🤔
Lol. I didn’t even see the top until I started scrolling away.
You are in luck, as your eyes get older they add their own blur effect.
Damn, so presbyopia is leveling up!?
Is this a good opportunity to introduce everyone to my obsession with not being able to consent to have public advertisements or sudden, unannounced advertisements hijack my brain from whatever i was trying to think?
Public advertising shouldn't be legal
There's this meme in argentina were people write "puto el que lee" that translate kinda to "gay who read".
Wer das liest ist doof
I saw that on a scaffold one time curiosity got the best of me. Walked right into it
Homo says what.
Sorry for the term, it was the 90s.
Haha, this joke goes back at least 50 years. Nice.
Speak for yourself, person who doesn't require glasses.
It's even harder to ignore people who are talking to you, or are just talking loudly in general.
You underestimated my power
I think just like the reading it's very different per person. I'm great at zoning out and not listening to people. Intentionally or not.
That's why we invented spoiler tags
Don't do this while driving, but if you are a passenger in a car, focus on the traffic, the car in front of you, but NOT the license plate. You generally can't read it. You get a sense that there's a 'G' in there, but can't figure it out until you focus on the plate. The brain is funny that way.
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025
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