Except the police

Cake is great for breakfast

Thanks for reminding me I can buy a cake by myself in college for my birthday

Don't limit your self, try subbing out your normal lunch for a "cakewich".

Bake a cake, have a slice, and sell the rest to charity. It's more cost effective, less expensive, and allows one to further the use of the phrase "sell it to charity". Triple win

I see you haven't purchased "The Wife" package.

Your arteries will do you. Eventually. But till then: go for it!

Your wrong, cause theirs diabetis

Just had a similar experience with my birthday. Reminded me that I can just buy stuff for myself, so the excitement we had as kids isn't there lol.

A wild Snorlax blocks the path...

I prefer cellular peptide cake with mint frosting tho