Except the police

LOL, just made a comment about watches and came here.

Mid-80's and mom was appalled at the notion of a $30 Swatch when a Timex could be had for $10. No Swatch. ☹

Woke up one Saturday morning, decided I was fucking 50-yo and I could buy a damned Swatch if I wanted to! Bought TWO!

Truly realizing you're an adult is quite freeing. :)

Don't limit your self, try subbing out your normal lunch for a "cakewich".

Thanks for reminding me I can buy a cake by myself in college for my birthday

I see you haven't purchased "The Wife" package.

Bake a cake, have a slice, and sell the rest to charity. It's more cost effective, less expensive, and allows one to further the use of the phrase "sell it to charity". Triple win

Your arteries will do you. Eventually. But till then: go for it!

Your wrong, cause theirs diabetis

Just had a similar experience with my birthday. Reminded me that I can just buy stuff for myself, so the excitement we had as kids isn't there lol.

I prefer cellular peptide cake with mint frosting tho

A wild Snorlax blocks the path...