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[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 40 points 1 year ago

Is this a heaven you really want to go to?

To answer this question, select all of the bridges from this captha, then watch these three short 30-second ads.

[-] 7eter@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago

Then you would know you are in hell - not heaven - and the devil is talking to you.

[-] Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 year ago
[-] nx2@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago

What you pay 20€/month for 4k content? Fuck you here's a 720p version because you use Linux!

[-] Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago

"But nooo don't pull out qBittorrent what are you doing it's bad for the economy!!!1!!"

[-] HumanPerson@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

I just spoof the browser agent. They rarely actually need stuff your browser doesn’t support.

[-] Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

Correct, idk my assumption has always been that they skip testing the site with Gecko out of laziness and so disable it entirely

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

same but then i get sent to captcha hell

[-] LeLachs@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Sigh opens user agent switcher

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

what on earth is that preview image?

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

whut

That is NOT what it's supposed to be, it seems to only be goofy on kbin.social, here's what the preview looks like on lemmy: label

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

oh yeah, the image works fine when I open it, but kbin gets wacky previews from some sites.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm looking at some of my posts across multiple Kbin instances and they look crazy haha

[-] ripcord@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Weirdly it looks fine to me on kbin social, but I don't get the joke :(

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago

Looking at two different Kbin instances it looks like these two images:

label label

[-] knexcar@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Heaven says “your browser is not supported”? Funny because of the frustration of using non-Chromium browsers on certain websites.

[-] ripcord@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I've still not seen that message for a decade and I use Firefox 90+% of the time

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Safari isn't chromium though?

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mac users have enough money and it's close enough to Chrome for businesses to care

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

So? Chromium and Chromium based browsers (and V8) use blink nowadays.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 year ago

Webdevs are all lazy MacOS users and Apple fanboys so Safari gets supported disproportionately /hj

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago
[-] 30p87@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

/blahåj /s

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, like Nia said it stands for Half Joking!

Basically, I was saying Safari gets disproportionately well supported because a lot of web developers macOS, and although I do think this is true in part, it's also partially just a joke.

Simpler said, don't take it too serious, but there is a core of truth in it, for me.

[-] kala_telo 2 points 1 year ago

Cross-platform web™ when platform isn't chrome on windows

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 1 year ago

What is this "firefox" you speak of? Is it some sort of chrome addon, like my 45 convert to pdf addons?

[-] Midnitte@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Someday, school stuff like proctortrack will work with Firefox.... someday..

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