If crabs can be taught to read a cookbook, perhaps they can learn to fry rice. And if they can do it, there’s hope for the shrimps.

The biggest WTF is that there’s obviously a concept of "forbidden knowledge"

Kid has a plan. Let him cook.

Stairdac The Netherwatcher

It has long been believed that if crabs gained literacy, they would rapidly take over the world.

Everything becomes crab, even our empires.